Thursday, October 22, 2009

പരസ്യഭാഷ

പരസ്യഭാഷ

ദുബായിലെ പത്രങ്ങളില്‍ വരുന്ന ക്ലാസിഫൈഡുകള്‍ക്ക് അതിന്റേതായ ഒരു ഭാഷ തന്നെയുണ്ട്. അതറിയാത്തവര്‍ വായിച്ച് തെറ്റിദ്ധരിച്ചു പോകാതിരിക്കാന്‍ ചില സ്ഥിരം പ്രയോഗങ്ങളും അതിന്റെ ഗൂഢാര്‍ത്ഥങ്ങളും ഒരു പട്ടികയാക്കുന്നു.

Mature garden - old villa
Furnished flat- comes with window a/c
Fully furnished flat- previous tenant discarded old furniture
Beautiful Burj view- doesn’t mean anything; you can view the beautiful Burj from anywhere in Dubai
15 minutes to Airport- if you charter a fighter jet to reach airport.
In the heart of the city- heavily congested place
In a quiet area- in the desert
With gym and pool- there’s a treadmill and a pool table somewhere in the building
Suitable for Europeans- only an open pantry instead of kitchen
Suitable for Indians- partitioning is allowed
Ample parking area - kutcha around the building
Close to Emirates Road- far away from habitable areas
Near old Pakistani Consulate- next to the new graveyard.
Near Dubai Grand Hotel- next to the abattoir
24 hour security- Nathur’s mobile number is scribbled near the lift, but you will never see him during tenancy period.
Well maintained building-repainted recently
Distress sale- buy this distressed house and get distressed

Low mileage- was in a bad condition, so I used to commute by bus most of the days.
Lady driven- and police cancelled her license, finally
Single owner- and driven by all his friends
FSH- only major repairs were done outside agency
Agents excuse- I know no agent alive is silly enough to buy this wreck
Under warranty- and sick of it already.
Expat leaving- and wants to make another fortune before leaving

14 comments:

ഗുപ്തന്‍ said...

15 minutes to Airport- if you charter a fighter jet to reach airport. :))

Riaz Hassan said...

hahah..tht's great dude

ISOLATED said...

hahaha..

ബിനോയ്//HariNav said...

"Furnished flat- comes with window a/c
Fully furnished flat- previous tenant discarded old furniture.."

Anthonichcha salute :)))

ഇസാദ്‌ said...

hahah, athu kalakki !!

RR said...

super :)

absolute_void(); said...

simply hilarious!

ഉഗാണ്ട രണ്ടാമന്‍ said...

:):)

desertfox said...

:)
Superb...

Joker said...

യമണ്ടന്‍ ആഡ് ഇതു തന്നെ

15 minutes to Airport- if you charter a fighter jet to reach airport.

ഹ ഹ ഹ

monu.. said...

miya..miya..post..

Quilon Mail said...

Superb.... Creative

Senu Eapen Thomas, Poovathoor said...

അനോണി.കലക്കി മറിച്ചു.

സെനു, പഴമ്പുരാണംസ്‌.

:: VM :: said...

അടിപൊളി :) ഫുള്‍ സെര്‍വീസ് ഹിസ്റ്റര്രി, 24 അവര്‍ സെക്യൂരിറ്റി ഒക്കെയാണു ഫേവ്സ് :) താങ്ക്സ്